Me: I'm a blogger and a writer.
Him: That's cool; are you published?
Me: Yes, in two magazines.
Him: So am I, we should connect more.
Me: Sure, do you have FB?
Him: I do,well, I did... We don't do that anymore, he has Syphilis.
Me: Um, I meant Facebook.
Him: Oh, fuck! I thought you meant, Fuck Buddy.
That's my life in the world of dating